Well during the summer I had a inspector who came in to my house when my parents were out every now and then, he looked a lot like my uncle but had a big moustache instead which sometimes folded away from his face looking back. He used to ask to inspect my anus for cooties and take me to the bathroom in which he would "examine" me. Did this happen to anyone else?
I think you got raped dude
No, and that doesn't sound normal. In fact that sounds really wrong..
no my country does not have such a holiday