Thread: what can i do to debloat?

what can i do to debloat?

i get bloated quite easily, can you actually believe i weigh only 11 stone... a trick i learnt whilst studying Egyptology is to electrify some beeswax with a small 9 volt battery (in ancient egyptian times they garnered their electricity by stroking cats backwards, and harvested the electrical energy in old honey pots, but dont worry a duracell will do)... this electrical magnetism dilutes the ph of the beeswax to a neutral level and when spread over the affected area will also neutralize the excess stomach acids present when you 'bloat'... a further tip is to make sure you are sitting in a leather chair covered in plastic bags, this will enhance the effect of the beeswax by creating further hydroglyptonoids.

over and out

Marcelli

drink a lot of water.You might be suffering from water retention in which case you need to urinate more. if you're also dyhydrated,the body retains more fluids than it should. therefore you need to drink more.